I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.