Boards don't hit back.

A lie never lives to be old.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Courage is grace under pressure.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.