When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.

Common sense is not so common.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

Once you label me you negate me.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Thought is free.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.