Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.
Speed and efficiency do not always increase the quality of life.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Old age is by nature rather talkative.
I think it can be shown that the law makes ten criminals where it restrains one.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.
Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.
Wrinkles are engraved smiles.
Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!