My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I'm single because I was born that way.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.