Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.