Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.