It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.