To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.