My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Cynicism is humour in ill health.