Judge not unless you judge yourself.
How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.
Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.
I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.
Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.
Experience is the only prophecy of wise men.
Itís your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.
The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.
A person who spends more than he earns is a fool
What can't be cured must be endured.
Think no vice so small that you may commit it, and no virtue so small that you may over look it.
All imperfection is easier to tolerate if served up in small doses.
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.
Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath.