I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

A lie never lives to be old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Give up trying to make me give up

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.