Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.