They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

Each soul is potentially divine.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Sunlight is painting.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.