If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.