Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Humility is attentive patience.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

A lie never lives to be old.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.