Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The day of individual happiness has passed

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.