Genius is sorrow's child.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.

That which costs little is less valued.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.

Boards don't hit back.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

His modesty amounts to deformity.