Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

The lie is a condition of life.

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived.

We learn from our gardens to deal with the most urgent question of the time: How much is enough?

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.

Every intelligent individual wants to know what makes him tick, and yet is at once fascinated and frustrated by the fact that oneself is the most difficult of all things to know.

If I speak of myself in different ways, that is because I look at myself in different ways.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

Having a great intellect is no path to being happy.

You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean, in a drop.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

If you place your head in a lion's mouth, then you cannot complain one day if he happens to bite it off.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

He who can destroy a thing, can control a thing.