The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to innovate for years, it requires a lot of disciplines.
A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives