A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
A jug fills drop by drop.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.