Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.