I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

I am not now That which I have been.

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.