Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Once you label me you negate me.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

A jug fills drop by drop.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

While the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving the quality of man's humanity to man.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.