So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.