The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
Fashion changes, but style endures.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Ah just act the way ah feel.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.
Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.
The future ain't what it used to be.
A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.