All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Be that self which one truly is.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Thought is free.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.