I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to innovate for years, it requires a lot of disciplines.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.