Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.
Freedom is from within.
They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality; our desires being often but precursors of the things which we are capable of performing.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
