So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Once you label me you negate me.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality; our desires being often but precursors of the things which we are capable of performing.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?