When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.