Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

It would please me best if, at the last, a marble stone shall record that this Queen having lived such and such a time, lived and died a virgin.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

There's place and means for every man alive.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

Quick sensitivity is inseperable from a ready understanding.

To protect our freedoms, it seems we're going to have to relinquish some of our freedoms for a short period of time.

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time.

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them

People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If one's different, one's bound to be lonely.

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.

Concision in style, precision in thought, decision in life.

love the life you live.live the life you love.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?