Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.
Young heads take example of the ancient.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
A person preaches well that lives well.
A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.