Freedom is from within.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Moonlight is sculpture.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.