Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

A lie never lives to be old.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.