Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
I'm single because I was born that way.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.