I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

Once you label me you negate me.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.