I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I am not now That which I have been.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

A good liar must have a good memory.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.