The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Freedom is from within.
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.