Comedy is acting out optimism.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'