Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Humility is attentive patience.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.