Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.