The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application.

Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

Almost all our desires, when examined, contain something too shameful to reveal.

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

I think it can be shown that the law makes ten criminals where it restrains one.

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.

Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.

What goes up must come down.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.

I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday.

I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.