We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.