I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Nothing is black or white.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.