Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Nothing is black or white.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.