Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.