I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Each soul is potentially divine.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.