I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

Each soul is potentially divine.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.

Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.