To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...
Jests that give pains are not jests.
All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
The future ain't what it used to be.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Moonlight is sculpture.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
A good liar must have a good memory.