The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
Dare to risk public criticism.
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.