The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Common sense is not so common.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

Dare to risk public criticism.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.