Boards don't hit back.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

Effective action is always unjust.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.

Courage is grace under pressure.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.